Portugal, also known as Poortugal, Pretogal, Moortugal porntugayl, or Spain's retarded little brother is a shithole non-country state that is part of the Gay Union. However, it pretty much can be considered a North African nation-state because Europe is a biological concept and the poortugayse are pretty much a mixture of niggers and sandniggers with a semitic culture. It once was a big commercial empire and created aberrations like Brownzil which is basically Portugal on a large scale.

The people who dwell there are known as Poortugayse or, according to capitalists, Porkies. The poortugayse like to be poor so much that their fascist dictator Salazar, who ruled for about 40 years, was elected by them in a contest as the greatest poortugayse of all time. Poortugayse love to show their patriotism during football matches when they sing the anthem. This happens because besides football or religion Portugal has no culture and nothing to be proud about except maybe their long gone miscegenation empire. Being a shitty non-country, their citizens are being very wise by leaving in hope of finding a less shitty place and at the same time making Poortugal a state populated by old people. Porkies eat strange food. They eat snails and other stuff like that, and they love it. They also have dishes which would be qualified as creepy by nearly everyone else. Most of them consist of mixing up every single part of the pig (like ears, nose, balls, and cock) with beans, bread, or even potatoes, letting it all float for a while in yummy liquid straight from Tubgirl's anus and then find fancy names for them such as "papas de sarrabulho" or "cozido à porkieguesa." They also eat something called codfish, used also in the military as a shield, and considered a national dish even though most of it is imported from Norway. They have also been known for eating lamprey and cow's guts. Sardines are also eaten a lot, to the point where they have a lot of recipes for them. As for drinks, portuguese love their beer and wine.